Polibek. Kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 slovo, kr\u00e1sn\u00fd akt. Cht\u011bl jsem se p\u016fvodn\u011b zam\u00fd\u0161let nad samotn\u00fdm slovem, ale usoudil jsem, \u017ee je to hloupost. V\u017edy\u0165 samotn\u00e9 slovo je podivn\u00e9. Pro\u010d polibek? Copak to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee se d\u00e1v\u00e1 pouze po n\u011b\u010dem? Je mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee nem\u016f\u017eeme m\u00edt p\u0159edlibek, nicm\u00e9n\u011b stejn\u011b se nab\u00edz\u00ed ot\u00e1zka, po \u010dem vlastn\u011b polibek bude nebo byl.<\/p>\n
Pokud jste p\u0159ed pol\u00edben\u00edm jedli jahody, d\u00e1 se \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee byl polibek po jahod\u00e1ch. Pokud jste m\u011bli \u010desne\u010dku, \u2026 . Dost!<\/p>\n
Zam\u011b\u0159\u00edm se rad\u011bji na samotn\u00fd akt. Vynech\u00e1m polibek milostn\u00fd a budu se v\u011bnovat polibku, o kter\u00fd mi od za\u010d\u00e1tku jde a to polibek p\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00fd. Mus\u00edm to je\u0161t\u011b tro\u0161ku up\u0159esnit. P\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00fd polibek mezi mu\u017eem a \u017eenou. To up\u0159esn\u011bn\u00ed jsem si nemohl odpustit, jeliko\u017e jsem p\u0159i psan\u00ed p\u0159edchoz\u00edch \u0159\u00e1dek m\u011bl p\u0159ed o\u010dima p\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00fd polibek soudruha Bre\u017en\u011bva. To bych snad rad\u011bji polibek \u010desnekov\u00fd!<\/p>\n
Vr\u00e1t\u00edm se zp\u011bt k\u00a0p\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00e9mu polibku mezi mu\u017eem a \u017eenou. Ka\u017ed\u00fd to zn\u00e1. Potk\u00e1te p\u0159\u00edtelkyni, \u010di kamar\u00e1dku nebo jenom zn\u00e1mou \u017eenu a samoz\u0159ejmost\u00ed je pod\u00e1n\u00ed ruky. Pokud chcete vyj\u00e1d\u0159it radost ze setk\u00e1n\u00ed a svou p\u0159\u00edze\u0148 k\u00a0dan\u00e9 osob\u011b, pol\u00edb\u00edte ji.<\/p>\n
Opatrn\u00ed mu\u017ei l\u00edbaj\u00ed na tv\u00e1\u0159, ti odv\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed na \u00fasta. Pro\u010d odv\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed? Nejde mi o miliony bacil\u016f, kter\u00e9 se p\u0159en\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed, \u010di snad o z\u00e1ke\u0159n\u00fd opar, jen\u017e \u010d\u00edh\u00e1 na svou p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost a po neman\u017eelsk\u00e9m pol\u00edben\u00ed vyra\u0161\u00ed na rtu, aby do sv\u011bta hl\u00e1sil provin\u011bn\u00ed nev\u011brn\u00edka.<\/p>\n
Jde sp\u00ed\u0161e o to, \u017ee pokud je mu\u017e v\u00e1\u0161niv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, m\u016f\u017ee se polibek na \u00fasta prot\u00e1hnout a v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee je \u017eena vdan\u00e1 a man\u017eel nabl\u00edzku, z\u00a0polibku se st\u00e1v\u00e1 pr\u016fser.<\/p>\n
Zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 situace nast\u00e1v\u00e1, pokud m\u00e1me pol\u00edbit \u0161\u00e9fovou u p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti narozenin. Na \u00fasta, \u010di na tv\u00e1\u0159? T\u011b\u017ek\u00e1 volba. V\u00a0p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b polibku na \u00fasta sice riskujeme pr\u016fser, ov\u0161em na druhou stranu by to mohlo znamenat i v\u00fdrazn\u00fd postup v\u00a0na\u0161\u00ed kari\u00e9\u0159e.<\/p>\n
Ned\u00e1vno jsem tento probl\u00e9m \u0159e\u0161il. T\u00fdden p\u0159ed narozeninami jsem se v\u00a0noci budil a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel, kter\u00fd z\u00a0polibk\u016f m\u00e1m zvolit.<\/p>\n
Den D se p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil a j\u00e1 st\u00e1le nem\u011bl jasno. Nech\u00e1m to osudu, rozhodl jsem se a vstoupil s\u00a0kytic\u00ed, kterou jsem vyb\u00edral za pomoci prodava\u010dky asi dv\u011b hodiny.<\/p>\n
Pod\u00e1n\u00ed ruky, gratulace a \u2026 . \u0160\u00e9fov\u00e1 takticky nastavila tv\u00e1\u0159. Je rozhodnuto!<\/p>\n
Sed\u00edm za stolem ve sv\u00e9 kancel\u00e1\u0159i, \u0161\u0165astn\u00fd, jak to dopadlo. Sed\u00edm a ode dve\u0159\u00ed zaslechnu hlas sv\u00e9ho kolegy: \u201eTak si p\u0159edstav, \u017ee mi pr\u00e1v\u011b \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1 \u0159ekla, \u017ee budu d\u011blat vedouc\u00edho. Hur\u00e1, pov\u00fd\u0161il jsem!\u201c<\/p>\n
Kouknu se z\u00a0okna \u2013 tak\u017ee za rok na \u00fasta!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Polibek. Kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 slovo, kr\u00e1sn\u00fd akt. Cht\u011bl jsem se p\u016fvodn\u011b zam\u00fd\u0161let nad samotn\u00fdm slovem, ale usoudil jsem, \u017ee je to hloupost. V\u017edy\u0165 samotn\u00e9 slovo je podivn\u00e9. Pro\u010d polibek? Copak to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee se d\u00e1v\u00e1 pouze po n\u011b\u010dem? Je mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee nem\u016f\u017eeme m\u00edt p\u0159edlibek, nicm\u00e9n\u011b stejn\u011b se nab\u00edz\u00ed ot\u00e1zka, po \u010dem vlastn\u011b polibek bude nebo byl….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":13,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-359","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vot.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vot.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vot.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vot.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vot.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vot.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":361,"href":"https:\/\/www.vot.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/359\/revisions\/361"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vot.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vot.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}